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Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Girlfriend Experience

Apparently there are men out there that fantasize about having the girlfriend experience. I do wonder if there is a marked for the Mommy or Wife experience. If there is I think I have an idea of what those to experiences would include.

The Ultimate Mommy Experience
Cost: A life time of guilt trips (because you don't call and visit her enough)

  • Lots of hugs and kisses
  • More meals then you could possibly eat in one sitting
  • Constant grooming with moms own saliva
  • Nagging about when your going to get married and give her grandkids
  • Rearranging your furniture when you walk out of the room

The Spectacular Wife Experience:
Cost: 1/2 of your income if you cancel early

  • A long honey do list made just for you
  • Questions about wall colors, furniture, throw pillows (and other stuff you care nothing about)
  • Excellent conversations where you never get a chance to talk
  • No Sex (because she is tired from taking care of your kids, cleaning your house and all the other stuff she does for you)

I really think this is going to catch what man doesn't want his mother or a wife to complain about when he is with the guys.


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