Disclaimer: Do not attempt to date while constipated this could cause serious side effects like mood swings, arguments, vomiting and nose bleeds (okay maybe not nose bleeds but what the hell if you get that backed up it could make your nose bleed but I doubt it).
When you are alone and not dating or are married things like constipation really don't seem to even matter because you can just pop a laxitive and call it a day but since I have been back in the world of dating this very thing came to my mind and I know you all are thinking that this is so random but for me its not I have been trying to schedule taking a laxative for like a week now.
Here is the issue when you are seeing someone and you haven't been seeing them for all that long you don't really want to have to excuse yourself every five minutes to make trips to the restroom. I am seriously trying to figure out how to one goes about deciding when they will take a laxative. This has been me I go to the laxative sitting there nicely with all my other medicines and I see that it could take 6-12 hours before it would work and then I have to start mapping out where i will be in 6-12 hours and figure out if it will interfere with my job or my social life and up until today it has interfered with both so here I sit waiting for a good day to take that little chocolate bar of relief (ex-lax) but no one day works into my schedule.
I am at the point now that I believe that I am going to have to take a day off just so that I can take this stupid laxative. Sorry if you all are completely offended by my dilemma but seriously what am I suppose to do I mean I am going on leave for 3 weeks in February should I just wait until I get to my parents house to take it I am sure they would appreciate that tremendously.
Why does no one ever talk about these type of things you see articles and they talk about leaving a toothbrush at your guys house or how to be sexy and impress him but all the while there are a bunch of people walking around constipated and bloated trying to figure out when would be a good time to relieve all of this when you are spending all this time with another person that you don't want to totally gross out.
Well I am sorry to say that I have no answers for you but if you have some answers as what I can do please let me know or if you just want to tell me how I gave you all TMI then you can do that to but what is a girl to do when dating while constipated.
Please keep in mind people that I am in the Coast Guard and have lived on a boat and shared a bathroom with 20 other women with only 2 stalls so I am not the least bit embarrassed about these type of conversations but I also know that everyone hasn't been living on a boat in the middle of the ocean having to crap and shower in front of other people so I don't want to be to unladylike while dating.