Monday, September 13, 2010
I am warning you right now before you read any further you may be offended by my views on this but here goes. So I have recently noticed and influx of older individuals having kids and I must say why oh why have you done this to your children.
Listen people I am all for having a family and having kids and all that jazz but sometimes you have to be reasonable. When you have a child later in life yea you have your career set and your priorities straight (some people not all) but you also set your kids up to have no life what so ever.
Think about it like this say you wait to have a child when you are 45 well that means that you are going to be 65 when you are child is in his or her 20’s and 75 when your child is in his or her 30’s. You all maybe thinking well that’s not bad yea its not bad if you are in good health and are still productive but with the way the environment is and people’s habits are these days you might not be so lucky.
So basically your decision to wait to have a child has drastically impacted your children’s lives and your grandchildren’s lives because your children should be out discovering the world and figuring out who they are and all that other nonsense kids say they are doing but instead they are stuck trying to take care of your elderly ass. And don’t get me started on your grandkids because now grandma and grandpa are far too old to go outside and run and play with them all they can look forward to on their visits is wheeling you around in your wheelchair and handing you the glass that has your false teeth in it.
So I want to give a shot out to all you old parents out there way to keep your kids from having a life of their own .
So in fact 40 is not the new 20 just accept menopause and turn the fan on because I know a hot flash is coming soon.